Saturday, February 23, 2008

Chad & the psycho Santa


We think Chad is about two-and-a-half here. We're merely guessing though, due to the huge two-year molars so clearly visible in the picture.

Honestly, I have never laughed harder at any picture. There's a lot going on here.
First, he's scared out of his mind. Which is not so funny, since I have a picture of Carys screaming like this while sitting on the Easter Bunny's lap.

But it is considerably funnier once you take a closer look at the Big Man dressed in red.

He looks like he's severely hung over. Or drugged. And I'm sure he really didn't like having screaming kids schlepped onto his lap every day for an entire month.
But goodness. He could have pulled himself together - you'd think he'd realize that moms everywhere save these pictures. He didn't even both to cover up his black mustache.
He does have rosy cheeks like the real S.C....but this faux Santa looks more like he has a skin disease; or was roughed up in the parking lot before starting his shift.

Poor little Chad. He really looks petrified. And now I know why he's not such a big fan of Christmas. He was traumatized as a wee wittle man. I think I may stay away from all things Santa after an encounter like that, too.


And he really looks like Cailyn in this picture. She screams exactly like that!

8 comments:

Sip said...

lol, i think i see charlie manson under that beard...

Nikki said...

too funny!! poor little chad!

leigh said...

That is a seriously scary looking Santa. This picture makes me laugh too.

Meg said...

Do you know how many times I have come back to your blog just because I needed a good laugh? Thank you so much for posting that picture! That is the scariest Santa I have ever seen!

Christine said...

I have to agree with Meg...that is the SCARIEST Santa ever!!! Poor chad! I totally can see why he does not care for christmas...scared for life!

Amanda said...

Oh my gosh that Santa creeps me out!!! Skye that picture is hilarious. And Cailyn looks just like her daddy.

Sip said...

please make this your christmas card next year. i'm still LOLing my arse off.

Brandy said...

That is so funny I almost choked! I am going to show it to Bill.
So funny how people used to take their kids to psycho santa's back in the 70's. Poor Chad!